This is a story of a man named $Employee.Name.

$Employee.Name worked for a company in a big building where he was employee number $Employee.ID. Employee number $Employee.ID's job was simple – he sat at his desk in Room $Employee.Room.ID and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order.

This is what employee $Employee.ID did, every day of every month of every year.